The Contrarian

“In the investment markets, what everyone knows is usually not worth knowing.”

On The Lighter Side

On the lighter side, here’s something to put a smile on your face!

President Trump invited the Pope for lunch on his mega yacht.  The Pope accepted and during lunch, a puff of wind blew the Pontiff’s hat off and right into the water.

It floated off about 50 feet, then the wind died down and it remained on top of the water.

The crew and the secret service were scrambling to launch a boat to retrieve it, when Trump waved them off, saying “Never mind, boys, I’ll get it.”

Then Donald climbed over the side of the yacht, walked on the water to the hat, picked it up, walked back on the water, climbed back into the yacht, and handed the Pope his hat.

The crew was speechless, the security team, and the Pope’s entourage were speechless.

No one knew what to say, not even the Pope.

That afternoon, NBC, CBS, ABC, MSNBC, CNN all covered the story.

Their banner headlines read: “TRUMP CAN’T SWIM”!